Chewed Slippers

Sniff-sniff-sniff, woof! Hello. Please be my friend. It would be great if we were friends, wouldn’t it? Let’s be friends. If you were my friend you might give me biscuits or scratch the bit behind my ears that I can’t reach properly. Look, I am wagging my tail really fast so you will definitely want to be friends with me. I think we’d be great friends. Yes, that is it… we are now best friends!

I am Chunky and I am going to do some blogging in exchange for biscuits. My friend Ali asked me if I would do it, and I said I would rather sleep. But then he said I would get biscuits so I said yes.

Blogging is really easy. All I have to do is what I normally do, which is eating things and playing with things and talking to other dogs and sticking my nose into places that aren’t meant for dogs’ noses.

….hang on a sec… just got to gnaw my elbow for a bit… there - for some reason I am much happier now I have done that…

Where was I? Oh yeah - blogging is great because you get biscuits. Sometimes even digestive biscuits which are my favourite. (Although I’m not sure that nutritionist fella David Jackson approves of digestive biscuits… if he asks I will just tell him I only eat my dog food and never any snacks - ha ha ha!)

Did I tell you I got a digestive biscuit the other day? Oh it was the best day EVER.

Ali and his friends took me to Primrose Hill and all put T-Shirts on with things written on. Then they said some stuff to me about “branding” and went and stood far away. I had no idea what they meant so I just ran in a big circle and barked at them - which was great fun. But then came the best bit… they all got digestive biscuits out and held them in their hands - all three of them! So, I ran straight to Ali’s friend who had the T-Shirt with Chewed Slippers written on - partially because I like chewing slippers (who doesn’t?) but mainly because I was pretty sure the guy wearing it would give me his digestive biscuit.

And guess what? He DID give me his digestive biscuit. I didn’t even have to make my eyes go all watery or anything - I just ran up and grabbed it!!!

Everyone was very pleased with me for eating the biscuit (which was funny because often when I help myself to biscuits I get a bit told off) and they made a video about it, which was great because I got to go to a new place and sniff some computers.

…grrrrrrwoof!… I really need to do a big stretch and snooze until I drool now…

Before I go, I just wanted to say that you should definitely come back and read more of my blogs, and not just because we are new-best-friends. I am going to review lots of the doggie things that Ali has in the Chewed Slippers shop (I am crossing my paws for beds and food!) and I have lots more stories to tell you about my adventures. I would also love to chat to any dogs you know too - just get them to leave a woof in the comments.

Oh, and finally, you and your dog-friends can follow me on Twitter. (Which is just as easy as blogging only you don’t get as many biscuits.)

Right, nap time for me. Bye. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.